School

So far... school has been great. No tutorial lessons yet. They start from next week onwards. Maths is scary when you have to recap whatever you learned in sec sch in about 2 lectures (that's 4 hours). Also, programming will kick in too. Will have to recap what I've learned during poly as well. Their lectures is based on the assumption that you are already good in the pre-requisites. So they won't teach what you've forgotten. Will have to make the effort to read up on your own.

Though quite sucky, but it is really a very efficient way of learning. Haiz... 1st sem only. Grr... Hopefully, when memory kicks in, everything will be smooth going.

Btw, looking for this song.. if anyone hav.. pls tell me. =) It's from the movie '881'. (No, I've not watched it.) But from what I've been reading, seems like not a bad show.

伍家辉 - 一人一半

Creative Ways to say Someone is Stupid

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
4. A few beers short of six-pack
5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse
6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
9. One taco short of a combination plate
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck
11. All foam, no beer
12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel
16. Too much yardage between the goalposts
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
18. As smart as bait
19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
22. Forgot to pay his brain bill
23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
24. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely
26. No grain in the silo
27. Fell out of the family tree
28. Receiver is off the hook
29. Several nuts short of a full pouch
30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

RESULT

Result : Band 4 (Please refer to the Band Profile below for a description of your language competence.)

Band Profile
Band 4: a fair command of the language and can cope with some university level writing tasks with fair fluency though with some inaccuracies and inappropriacies

Note:

Bands 5 & 6: Students in these bands are exempted from English Language support courses; they are encouraged to continue to develop their English Language skills on their own.

Bands 3 & 4: Students in these bands are required to read an English for Academic Purposes Course

Bands 1 & 2: Students in these bands are required to read a Basic English Course and subsequently an English for Academic Purposes Course

Band 0: Please see your faculty / department for further instructions.

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So long story cut short. Not really fail.. but need to take a engrish class. sucks ya?
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Side Topic:

Went to buy TOTO ytd.. the lady behind the counter said,'Xiao di, ni kan qi lai hen nian qin leh.' Obviously hinting that i should take out my IC to show her. She saw that i born in 85 and she got stunned. *sigh* why why why?? many times liao leh.. if this was said to me when i'm 30+ or even 40+ i might be happy.. but not when i'm 20++